he´s a honorary gentleman
a capable and able man
he surely does the best he can
he´s a role model – a real role model

he´s a dignitary proprietary
well-respected businessman
you should be his biggest fan
he´s a role model – a real role model

should you get some traveling done
should you grab some cash and run
from that same old stinking breeze
from that rolling wheel of cheese

you´ll never see him miss a trick
sometimes he´s such a freak
you´d like to know what makes him tick
he´s a role model – a real role model

she´s been around for many a year
she likes to answer “yes my dear“
she thinks he´s without a peer
he´s a role model – a real role model

should you get some traveling done
should you grab some cash and run
from that same old stinking breeze
from that rolling wheel of cheese

funny how you never do what you´re supposed to do
funny how you never seem to know what´s good for you

they tried to teach you decency
but you´re no good for good society
look at yourself it´s plain to you see
you´re no role model – you´re no role model

sometimes he may talk to you
but he never looks straight at you
he just can´t approve of you
you´re no role model – you´re no role model

should you get some traveling done
should you grab some cash and run
from that same old stinking breeze
from that rolling wheel of cheese

funny how you never do what you´re supposed to do
funny how you never seem to know what´s good for you